Monday, November 20
Tuesday, November 7
My Undies Make National News!
Yeah, thanks Meme for telling me. I made these undies for my friend Meme for christmas because she is an amy sedaris freak...well, somehow they ended up on some Stephen Colbert Website and are signed by Amy Sedaris now??? I need to get in touch with Meme to see what exactly happened...but here they are!
Should I get a trademark on these babies?
Should I get a trademark on these babies?
Wednesday, October 11
Friday, September 22
a thursday night...from bad to a lot better...
Current annoyances:
Girls who let their boyfriends treat them like shit.
Flaky friends.
Chicken salad that has fruit in it.
The parking situation on campus.
The new 10 cents that they have added onto all the soda machines.
My refusal to unpack from last weekend and instead live out of my suitcase.
The Hut.
Missing the last 12 minutes of The Office last night because the local news cut in to tell us about possible tornados.
The placement of my cubicle at the Legal Clinic - right where everyone who walks in can see what work I'm not doing (i.e. facebooking instead)
Things that currently make me giggle:
The fact that I asked Chisum last night to just put his beer bong in my drop file if he couldn't make it to the party on Saturday.
The many inappropriate jokes that were told at Welner's last night.
Dwight's confessional last night on The Office.
Arrogant guys who try to cheat on their girlfriends but get rejected.
Our Dunder Mifflin Paper Company shirts.
My friends telling me that they were googled and my embarassing youtube videos of them came up...
Alright alright...I'll share a joke from last night...
A man walks into a bar with a huge slab of asphalt(sp?) under his arm. He tells the bartender, "I'll have a Miller Light...and one for the road".
Girls who let their boyfriends treat them like shit.
Flaky friends.
Chicken salad that has fruit in it.
The parking situation on campus.
The new 10 cents that they have added onto all the soda machines.
My refusal to unpack from last weekend and instead live out of my suitcase.
The Hut.
Missing the last 12 minutes of The Office last night because the local news cut in to tell us about possible tornados.
The placement of my cubicle at the Legal Clinic - right where everyone who walks in can see what work I'm not doing (i.e. facebooking instead)
Things that currently make me giggle:
The fact that I asked Chisum last night to just put his beer bong in my drop file if he couldn't make it to the party on Saturday.
The many inappropriate jokes that were told at Welner's last night.
Dwight's confessional last night on The Office.
Arrogant guys who try to cheat on their girlfriends but get rejected.
Our Dunder Mifflin Paper Company shirts.
My friends telling me that they were googled and my embarassing youtube videos of them came up...
Alright alright...I'll share a joke from last night...
A man walks into a bar with a huge slab of asphalt(sp?) under his arm. He tells the bartender, "I'll have a Miller Light...and one for the road".
Sunday, September 10
The New Facebook: Prophesies of Danger!
Thought I'd share this...lol, seriously people, stop being such drama queens.
Before you read this, I'd like to preface this with the fact that I find it hilarious that all the little facebook dorks have finally been outed. These are the facebookers who take like a comma out between one of their favorite movies and replace it every other day just so they will show up as having "updated their profile" so everyone will click on it when they log in to see what exciting news there is. Just funny, that's all.
Here it is:
So, people are totally freaking out about this newsfeed thing on the Facebook. I rather like it, actually. It bothers me to no end when someone comes up on my "recently updated" list and his/her profile looks exactly the same to me. Update? What update? omg, fb *lists* the changes for me now! In addition to this, it's interesting to see what new groups my friends have joined since I could be interested in joining those groups too. Maybe someone has recently come across a new book or new movie they find really good and they've just added it to their list. I could be interested in that. It could be one of my favorite books/movies too and now I know it's something we have in common and could discuss.
To be fair, you CAN go to your profile at any time and delete your recent newsfeeds. Facebook has not stripped you of the ability to not display information you don't wish to display. Honestly, the feeds could be greatly improved through configurable options... such as which types of feeds to display. I do wish the whole feed thing was another tab instead of completely replacing the home page. It hits you with a bit much when you log in and it looks cluttered. Too bad it's not collaspable by date or category (notes, photos, etc.)
Mostly, I honestly don't find this very invasive because I like to know what happens. I understand that it means the things I do will be displayed too but, like I already said, you can always go to your profile and edit them. What I don't really understand is how are people cirticizing this when the entire purpose of facebook was to create communities and view information about each other? Don't act like you don't spend hours on facebook looking at other people's information and photos and the like. It only bothers you because suddenly, other people can see that you do this. You don't like the idea of other people watching your every move on Facebook? That's ridiculous because everything you do is electronically logged anyway. Somewhere, there's a record of everything you do on Facebook... what's the big deal if it's displayed? Don't like what you've been doing? Who do you really think is watching your every move anyway? Aren't these all your friends and members of your own community? What did you think you were getting into when you created a PUBLIC PROFILE?
Basically, I really like the idea of the feed but I think they released with a bit too much at once. Unfortunately, the Facebook has lost quite a number of supporters in recent months by adding content which many deem superfluous. This includes but is not limited to: status window, high school facebooks, and notes (blogs). I hardly think it's Facebook's intent to take over all the other websites but I have to admit it's a bit much. My personal distaste is for the high school facebooks. I felt much more secure when I knew that the Facebook required a college/university email address just to sign up. Maybe I sound elitist but the Facebook is not meant for you high school kids. Get out of my college-only Facebook!
Give them a break. They developed this site out of nothing and now they're under all this fire after all the work they've done. The Facebook is nothing without all the students who willingly joined. Now everyone wants to freak out and attack them, after all the time and energy we voluntarily gave up to make this site so popular? We fueled their fire with our enthusiam and now there is simply chaos.
Really, I just think the whole thing is ridiculous... Facebook overdid it and everyone overreacted. Now please stop being drama queens.
Before you read this, I'd like to preface this with the fact that I find it hilarious that all the little facebook dorks have finally been outed. These are the facebookers who take like a comma out between one of their favorite movies and replace it every other day just so they will show up as having "updated their profile" so everyone will click on it when they log in to see what exciting news there is. Just funny, that's all.
Here it is:
So, people are totally freaking out about this newsfeed thing on the Facebook. I rather like it, actually. It bothers me to no end when someone comes up on my "recently updated" list and his/her profile looks exactly the same to me. Update? What update? omg, fb *lists* the changes for me now! In addition to this, it's interesting to see what new groups my friends have joined since I could be interested in joining those groups too. Maybe someone has recently come across a new book or new movie they find really good and they've just added it to their list. I could be interested in that. It could be one of my favorite books/movies too and now I know it's something we have in common and could discuss.
To be fair, you CAN go to your profile at any time and delete your recent newsfeeds. Facebook has not stripped you of the ability to not display information you don't wish to display. Honestly, the feeds could be greatly improved through configurable options... such as which types of feeds to display. I do wish the whole feed thing was another tab instead of completely replacing the home page. It hits you with a bit much when you log in and it looks cluttered. Too bad it's not collaspable by date or category (notes, photos, etc.)
Mostly, I honestly don't find this very invasive because I like to know what happens. I understand that it means the things I do will be displayed too but, like I already said, you can always go to your profile and edit them. What I don't really understand is how are people cirticizing this when the entire purpose of facebook was to create communities and view information about each other? Don't act like you don't spend hours on facebook looking at other people's information and photos and the like. It only bothers you because suddenly, other people can see that you do this. You don't like the idea of other people watching your every move on Facebook? That's ridiculous because everything you do is electronically logged anyway. Somewhere, there's a record of everything you do on Facebook... what's the big deal if it's displayed? Don't like what you've been doing? Who do you really think is watching your every move anyway? Aren't these all your friends and members of your own community? What did you think you were getting into when you created a PUBLIC PROFILE?
Basically, I really like the idea of the feed but I think they released with a bit too much at once. Unfortunately, the Facebook has lost quite a number of supporters in recent months by adding content which many deem superfluous. This includes but is not limited to: status window, high school facebooks, and notes (blogs). I hardly think it's Facebook's intent to take over all the other websites but I have to admit it's a bit much. My personal distaste is for the high school facebooks. I felt much more secure when I knew that the Facebook required a college/university email address just to sign up. Maybe I sound elitist but the Facebook is not meant for you high school kids. Get out of my college-only Facebook!
Give them a break. They developed this site out of nothing and now they're under all this fire after all the work they've done. The Facebook is nothing without all the students who willingly joined. Now everyone wants to freak out and attack them, after all the time and energy we voluntarily gave up to make this site so popular? We fueled their fire with our enthusiam and now there is simply chaos.
Really, I just think the whole thing is ridiculous... Facebook overdid it and everyone overreacted. Now please stop being drama queens.
Monday, August 28
F*#K St. John's!
Next time that I'm bleeding all over myself, I'm just gonna go ahead and take my chances...because I will NEVER go to the ER again. I went for stitches, STITCHES. My bill was over $3,000. $1500 of which was for them taking my blood...on what planet does taking blood cost that much...further more, why the hell did they need to take my blood when all they needed to do was stitch me up. Not to mention they had an OU student stitch me up (he did a shitty job). Anyways, not to worry, they're not going to get a cent. I mean, I'll pay for the shitty stitches, but come on, my deductable is $2500, I can't afford that shit, and even if I could I wouldn't pay them more than $500 for the third-world treatment that I got while I was there.
Thursday, August 24
Wednesday, August 23
Tuesday, August 22
Needless to say...
kua-ki-sur-pi-PI-ku
I can't believe the kinds of shows that they have in Asia...but thanks for the amusement. This is a toungue twister game show.
This one is a hidden camera show, watch the whole thing, it gets better and better.
This is a game show that is suppose to take place in a library...hilarious...try watching it with headphones without laughing.
This one is a hidden camera show, watch the whole thing, it gets better and better.
This is a game show that is suppose to take place in a library...hilarious...try watching it with headphones without laughing.
Sunday, August 20
Robbed Robbed Robbed!
For those of you who got my text messaged about the Miss Teen USA Pageant last week, you may or may not know that Raevan (Miss Texas Teen) didn't make the first cut at top 15. All I can say is this was plain bullshit. The girl had a flawless body in swimsuit, her evening gown was gorgeous, she worked the stage like she owned it and she spoke intelligently during her interview. I'm not saying this because I'm biased, but top 15, come on. Some of the girls who made the top 15 couldn't even talk, were emaciated or had no neck. I'm not going to mention states by name, but Raevan should have been in top 15.
See the problem is that the prelim judges pick their top 15 and then Miss Universe Organization has the power to take out 5 girls and replace them with whoever. So, basically, girls like Tennessee, Texas and New York, who probably did win over the prelim judges were left out of the top 15 by MUO because they didn't match the look that MUO was going for (blonde hair, blue eyed, girl next door type).
On the same subject, a lot of people have been asking me what the difference is between the Miss USA and the Miss America organizations. Magen Ellis, Miss Texas USA 2007, said it best:
"Miss America is the girl next door. Miss USA is the girl whom you wish lived next door. And Miss Universe is the girl who will never live next door."
End of rant.
See the problem is that the prelim judges pick their top 15 and then Miss Universe Organization has the power to take out 5 girls and replace them with whoever. So, basically, girls like Tennessee, Texas and New York, who probably did win over the prelim judges were left out of the top 15 by MUO because they didn't match the look that MUO was going for (blonde hair, blue eyed, girl next door type).
On the same subject, a lot of people have been asking me what the difference is between the Miss USA and the Miss America organizations. Magen Ellis, Miss Texas USA 2007, said it best:
"Miss America is the girl next door. Miss USA is the girl whom you wish lived next door. And Miss Universe is the girl who will never live next door."
End of rant.
Vegas, baby!
This is just one of the many fun pictures I took while in fabulous Las Vegas with Marisa, Gary and Shakira (my bff of the snake world).
The first night we went out, we went down to the strip and for some reason, one of Marisa's friends started calling me Marti and yelling stuff like "Martay likes to partay!"...long story short, that kind of became my Vegas alias.
One night, we went to Tabu in the MGM Grand, we had to wait like half an hour to get in and then pay 20 bucks, so basically we started a little game called "Drink interception"...let your imagination try to figure out that one.
Friday, August 11
We had just finished our evidence final...
...so naturally, we sang lots of karaoke, Rob almost got his ass kicked by the bouncer at Another Round, we cooked celery and ground turkey, hula hooped, dance party, pole-dancing party, burned our evidence books, and tresspassed into the Renaissance pool...oh yeah, and made a local news crew feel very nervous.
Wednesday, August 9
Slowly but surely, I will catch up.
A very fun weekend in San Antonio and Austin...as you can tell.
Chad and I had a picnic table flip over on top of us, I got propositioned by a married couple who were swingers, I sang "My Heart Will Go On" at Karaoke...the list goes on.
Monday, August 7
Why you gotta waste my flava?
Damn!
I'm watching "Can't Hardly Wait" right now and it's oh so reminiscent of high school. Did I mention that this is, in my opinion, the greatest "teen" movie of all time? One thing I love about it is how many fucking rock stars are in it...even if they weren't famous at all and had like one line in the movie (like Selma Blair for example), they got famous after this piece of excellence.
A couple of my favorite lines:
"Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!"
"Oh man, I got the premature evacuation!"
"You're white!"
Lol...best movie ever, I can't believe I haven't seen it in like a year!
I'm watching "Can't Hardly Wait" right now and it's oh so reminiscent of high school. Did I mention that this is, in my opinion, the greatest "teen" movie of all time? One thing I love about it is how many fucking rock stars are in it...even if they weren't famous at all and had like one line in the movie (like Selma Blair for example), they got famous after this piece of excellence.
A couple of my favorite lines:
"Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!"
"Oh man, I got the premature evacuation!"
"You're white!"
Lol...best movie ever, I can't believe I haven't seen it in like a year!
Look what I made for Raevan!
Loving photoshop...anyhoo, I'm going to get this blown up and printed for Raevan before I leave for Palm Springs...I think she'll like it.
Thursday, August 3
And the new miss teen usa 2006 is...
...I'm hoping and praying that it's my girl, Raevan. Can't wait to get to Palm Springs in just one week! But first, I'll be stopping off in Vegas for a couple of days to play with Marisa. Here are the latest shots from Palm Springs of Raevan (aka Miss Teen Texas).
Fadil Photoshoot and Evening gown...you can't see the detail here, but the top is fully beaded with bronze beads.
Fadil Photoshoot and Evening gown...you can't see the detail here, but the top is fully beaded with bronze beads.
Wednesday, August 2
Hang in there!
I'm in the middle of the trifecta...I had PR exam yesterday, Evidence final later today and the MPRE (Multistate professional responsibility exam) on Friday...will be blogging soon and catching up on quite a bit.
Tuesday, July 11
While i'm trying to update the blog...
Saturday, June 24
AOL is f-ing nuts!
Tuesday, June 20
My weekend with Chad
So this weekend, Chad came up to Tulsa and I got to take him around and show him all the mediocre fun that Tulsa has to offer. I think it went well though. We went and saw the praying hands at ORU, I took him to Twisted Theatre and Rainbow Karaoke at Renegades, we saw the most ghetto drag show at Mavericks and we took lots and lots of jager shots. Here are some pics:
Chad is humping the praying hands.
Taking a break from photo hunt to take more shots of jager.
At Renegades
Late night myspacing
Abba in Tulsa
..."Glory glory halleluhah"...the battery theif..."have you ever had rolling rock beer"...halcyon...always check the midriff...the unfortunate pantsing...jeffrey dahmer...passing out in my car while blasting britney...
Chad is humping the praying hands.
Taking a break from photo hunt to take more shots of jager.
At Renegades
Late night myspacing
Abba in Tulsa
..."Glory glory halleluhah"...the battery theif..."have you ever had rolling rock beer"...halcyon...always check the midriff...the unfortunate pantsing...jeffrey dahmer...passing out in my car while blasting britney...
What the hell is wrong with Connie Chung?
I need a magic answer here...
The Miss Texas USA Pageant is this Sunday and considering the fact that Raevan is going to be in just about every commercial and I'm embarassingly involved in the gossip of this pageant, I must see it. The problem is that I'm in Oklahoma and it is only airing on local Texas channels. Yes, I suppose I could drive down to Dallas and watch it, but seriously, I'm looking for another option. So...
Does anyone know any way that I could see this? Is there like a website I could go to to watch something that is only airing on local networks?
Does anyone know any way that I could see this? Is there like a website I could go to to watch something that is only airing on local networks?
All the painting I did last week...
...turned out awesome. My kitchen and bathroom were white and now they're green and lavender. My sun room was mustard yellow, now it's hot pink. Here are the pics!
Tuesday, June 13
Pickles should be cheaper
For those of you who know me well, or have been to a movie with me, you know how much I lust after movie theatre dill pickles, which you can now purchase at Quik Trip. Well, they are 99 cents, which I think is a little on the expensive side, considering that all they do is pick them from the vine or whereever they come from and then put them in a bag. Anyways, my current snack of choice is the dill pickle, so I had to bitch about the way that corporate america is taking advantage of my salty craving...
Monday, June 12
I love my animals!
By the way...this picture was taken on my Razr phone...the quality is surprisingly awesome!
Sunday, June 4
Thursday, June 1
Isn't it ironic?
After missing my camera for a week and a half, I decided to go ahead and buy a new one. So yesterday, I went to Wolf Camera and put down $325 on a new camera. About an hour later, I arrived at class where Mike then handed me my lost camera. So good news is that I have my old camera with all the pictures from the other weekend on it, bad news is that I won't get my $325 back from Wolf for another 2 weeks. So here are some pics from the night that I lost my camera.
The famous Hurvitz/Butters pose that Jackie and I have adversely possessed basically because we just look cuter.
Justin entertaining the crowd.
There were too many beer bong photos that I just had to make a fun collage.
Co-ed half-nekkid beer pong.
At the end of the night, Torrone was sweet and gave Max a back rub...actually, I think they were wrestling, but it looks a lot more intimate than that.
The famous Hurvitz/Butters pose that Jackie and I have adversely possessed basically because we just look cuter.
Justin entertaining the crowd.
There were too many beer bong photos that I just had to make a fun collage.
Co-ed half-nekkid beer pong.
At the end of the night, Torrone was sweet and gave Max a back rub...actually, I think they were wrestling, but it looks a lot more intimate than that.
Sunday, May 28
A looooong day at the river
Yesterday, Meme and I left bright an early around 8:30 to head out to go float the river. We met up with Jamie, Justin, Derrick, Scott, Jesse, Josh and John who were all camping at Camp Huevo (pronounced Waco). We weren't able to get on the river till close to noon since there were about 30,000 other people getting the river, not an exaggeration. The first half of the trip was a blast, but after our unsinkable ship sank, it kind of went downhill from there.
The first half of the trip was full of beer bongs, jello shots, and some priceless laughs. Even when I lost my flip flops and tore my feet up, everything was still going smoothly. But shortly after the unsinkable ship (our 6 person raft) sunk, we ran out of beer and the sun went behind the trees, yet we were only about half way down the river.
After spending the last hour of the trip paddling with our arms (my shoulders are SO sore), we finally made it back to shore at about 9pm. At that point, we were suppose to just hop in Derrick's truck which was parked at the end of the River, and drive back to the campground...except Derrick left his car keys at the campground, so we had to wait for a bus. About half an hour later, we got on a bus, not all of us of course. However, there was a huge wreck on River Road so we were literally stopped on the road for about an hour. Jesse and Justin were having, from what I observed, somewhat of a lover's quarrel, at which point the bus driver interrupted, telling them to shut up because it was the stupidest argument he had ever heard. Still having fun though. Got back to the campground around 11 and sent Jesse and Jamie to go get Derrick and Meme.
After midnight, Jamie and Meme show up, without Jesse. Jesse got pulled over for a broken tail light and gave the cop a fake name because he was worried he had warrants out for him. The cop got his real social security number, found out there were no warrants, but arrested him for falsely identifying himself to an officer. At this time, the cop asked Jamie and Meme if either of them had any concealed weapons. Jamie looked over at Meme and responded "she's packing", which resulted in both of them getting taken out of the car and forced to lay face down on the ground. Where's a photographer when you need one? Anyways, Jesse spent the night in jail and Meme and I made it back to Austin shortly before 2am. I immediately got in the shower to wash the river water (aka beer/urine/jello) out of my hair.
Meme and I spent $48 on beer and snacks, $34 on tubes, and $30 on parking. I lost my sunglasses, my hat, and my flip flops. Meme lost her license and I broke my digital camera and Razr phone...so our fun yesterday cost a grand total of about $350...and I was expecting to spend about $20, what was I thinking?
...the unsinkable ship..."Do you have diabetes? (Meme: No) Well, you're gonna"..."we'll let you on the property if you're willing to take a beer bong"...Girls Gone Wild New Braunfels..."ask me where Jesse is"...Shelby is close to experiencing hundreds of years of oppression...Derrick almost died..."she's packing"...I need some bold flavored carbohydrates...Scott's thong..."25% of the females on the river today are menstruating, it's statistics"...black spandex turtleneck...my hatred of motorcyclists..."Shelby's coming back on Monday and she's bringing sluts"...
Me, Jamie and Meme...they look ghostlike in this picture, I like it.
Jamie and Justin on the bus.
Meme and the cooler.
Long story short - I love tubing, but I will make an effort from now on NOT to go to the river on a holiday.
The first half of the trip was full of beer bongs, jello shots, and some priceless laughs. Even when I lost my flip flops and tore my feet up, everything was still going smoothly. But shortly after the unsinkable ship (our 6 person raft) sunk, we ran out of beer and the sun went behind the trees, yet we were only about half way down the river.
After spending the last hour of the trip paddling with our arms (my shoulders are SO sore), we finally made it back to shore at about 9pm. At that point, we were suppose to just hop in Derrick's truck which was parked at the end of the River, and drive back to the campground...except Derrick left his car keys at the campground, so we had to wait for a bus. About half an hour later, we got on a bus, not all of us of course. However, there was a huge wreck on River Road so we were literally stopped on the road for about an hour. Jesse and Justin were having, from what I observed, somewhat of a lover's quarrel, at which point the bus driver interrupted, telling them to shut up because it was the stupidest argument he had ever heard. Still having fun though. Got back to the campground around 11 and sent Jesse and Jamie to go get Derrick and Meme.
After midnight, Jamie and Meme show up, without Jesse. Jesse got pulled over for a broken tail light and gave the cop a fake name because he was worried he had warrants out for him. The cop got his real social security number, found out there were no warrants, but arrested him for falsely identifying himself to an officer. At this time, the cop asked Jamie and Meme if either of them had any concealed weapons. Jamie looked over at Meme and responded "she's packing", which resulted in both of them getting taken out of the car and forced to lay face down on the ground. Where's a photographer when you need one? Anyways, Jesse spent the night in jail and Meme and I made it back to Austin shortly before 2am. I immediately got in the shower to wash the river water (aka beer/urine/jello) out of my hair.
Meme and I spent $48 on beer and snacks, $34 on tubes, and $30 on parking. I lost my sunglasses, my hat, and my flip flops. Meme lost her license and I broke my digital camera and Razr phone...so our fun yesterday cost a grand total of about $350...and I was expecting to spend about $20, what was I thinking?
...the unsinkable ship..."Do you have diabetes? (Meme: No) Well, you're gonna"..."we'll let you on the property if you're willing to take a beer bong"...Girls Gone Wild New Braunfels..."ask me where Jesse is"...Shelby is close to experiencing hundreds of years of oppression...Derrick almost died..."she's packing"...I need some bold flavored carbohydrates...Scott's thong..."25% of the females on the river today are menstruating, it's statistics"...black spandex turtleneck...my hatred of motorcyclists..."Shelby's coming back on Monday and she's bringing sluts"...
Me, Jamie and Meme...they look ghostlike in this picture, I like it.
Jamie and Justin on the bus.
Meme and the cooler.
Long story short - I love tubing, but I will make an effort from now on NOT to go to the river on a holiday.
Chad's Graduation Party etc.
Chad finally graduated, and just a shade under a decade...this calls for a celebration!
...oh so many underage boys at the grad party..."wait for the corner stall"...Kelly crying in the bathroom about how much she loves everyone..."Because of you I never stray from the sidewalk"...our burly cab driver with his little chi...our much cuter cab driver and the ladies wanting to see his junk...preggers...my "hart to hart"...Jacque v. Daniel..."this is not from me"...passing out on the floor then waking up to Jess humping me...truth or dare...Chad and Nick got their own room???...missing the famous Embassy Suites breakfast...bachelorette party...foot margaritas...Kelly and I drunk before checkout...the small child who got an earfull at the restaurant..."that's the epidomy of a hard knock life" - "meathead!"...we will always remember loopy mona..."I would kiss your ass, but it's too pregnant"...Nickelback...Chad getting caught, making out with Daut (Jacque's rhymes)...remember how Vanessa showed up last night?...The Gymnastics and Figure Skating Extravaganza...
The whole group at the Oasis
Me, Nick and Chad at Rain
Me, Katie and Jess at Rain.
...oh so many underage boys at the grad party..."wait for the corner stall"...Kelly crying in the bathroom about how much she loves everyone..."Because of you I never stray from the sidewalk"...our burly cab driver with his little chi...our much cuter cab driver and the ladies wanting to see his junk...preggers...my "hart to hart"...Jacque v. Daniel..."this is not from me"...passing out on the floor then waking up to Jess humping me...truth or dare...Chad and Nick got their own room???...missing the famous Embassy Suites breakfast...bachelorette party...foot margaritas...Kelly and I drunk before checkout...the small child who got an earfull at the restaurant..."that's the epidomy of a hard knock life" - "meathead!"...we will always remember loopy mona..."I would kiss your ass, but it's too pregnant"...Nickelback...Chad getting caught, making out with Daut (Jacque's rhymes)...remember how Vanessa showed up last night?...The Gymnastics and Figure Skating Extravaganza...
The whole group at the Oasis
Me, Nick and Chad at Rain
Me, Katie and Jess at Rain.
Monday, May 22
Feeling very sick :(
I partied so hard last night...I don't even know how to describe last night except that four of us were somehow capable of making more of a mess than was made at Shots for Tots, a party that over 80 law students attended. I think I threw away a thousand beer cans this morning...how Torrone was able to get up this morning and go to work after last night, I will never know.
A recap: Texas Republic cigarettes are making a comeback...playing beer pong with cat toys instead of ping pong balls was a great idea...the cat toys do not taste like chicken...I mastered the bounce...not only am I the keg stand champ at the Rubin house but I kick ass at beer pong, Cagle and I won 7 games in a row...fights over beer pong rules can get pretty intense...Rubin has a killer farmer's tan...even after barbequing and getting late night taco bell, Torrone was still hungry...Max's bladder control, or lack there of..."Drop to your knees and suck it!"...Torrone shot hot dog out of his nose...topless beer pong serves as a good distraction for the other team...pictures to come as soon as I locate my camera...
This is really sad and embarassing to admit...but my right arm is actually sore today from playing so much beer pong and darts last night. I need to start lifting weights again.
Good news: it's suppose to rain in a couple of hours, so hopefully that means it's going to cool off a bit.
Bad news: I have to go to class in about half an hour, the nauseating hangover is still going strong, this will not be fun.
A recap: Texas Republic cigarettes are making a comeback...playing beer pong with cat toys instead of ping pong balls was a great idea...the cat toys do not taste like chicken...I mastered the bounce...not only am I the keg stand champ at the Rubin house but I kick ass at beer pong, Cagle and I won 7 games in a row...fights over beer pong rules can get pretty intense...Rubin has a killer farmer's tan...even after barbequing and getting late night taco bell, Torrone was still hungry...Max's bladder control, or lack there of..."Drop to your knees and suck it!"...Torrone shot hot dog out of his nose...topless beer pong serves as a good distraction for the other team...pictures to come as soon as I locate my camera...
This is really sad and embarassing to admit...but my right arm is actually sore today from playing so much beer pong and darts last night. I need to start lifting weights again.
Good news: it's suppose to rain in a couple of hours, so hopefully that means it's going to cool off a bit.
Bad news: I have to go to class in about half an hour, the nauseating hangover is still going strong, this will not be fun.
Saturday, May 20
I'm aware that I am drunk...
...but I still think I am justified in saying that I am done with men. Earlier this week I was "done" with one man, because I have no business being casually involved with a guy who is as fucked up about women as this guy is...mainly because, although at this point, I have no feelings for this guy, I could very easily develop feelings for him in the future, and obviously, I don't need that kind of bullshit in my life.
So my biggest problem right now is the fact that men, whether they are 24 or 30, still love to play games. Are these necessary at this point? Really? I'm just done with it. Either you're interested or you're not. If you act like you're interested one night and then the next night, you treat me like nothing...I'm going to go ahead an assume you are an immature asshole and go on with my life...so if you're out there and you're interested, stop fucking around...if you can't already tell, I'm fed up with the 16 year old guy routine, so be straight forward, don't play games, grow a sac, and stop being cowards.
If Matthew McConaughy (I'm drunk and don't have a clue as to how to spell his name) showed up at my apartment tonight, I would rape him...no doubt.
So my biggest problem right now is the fact that men, whether they are 24 or 30, still love to play games. Are these necessary at this point? Really? I'm just done with it. Either you're interested or you're not. If you act like you're interested one night and then the next night, you treat me like nothing...I'm going to go ahead an assume you are an immature asshole and go on with my life...so if you're out there and you're interested, stop fucking around...if you can't already tell, I'm fed up with the 16 year old guy routine, so be straight forward, don't play games, grow a sac, and stop being cowards.
If Matthew McConaughy (I'm drunk and don't have a clue as to how to spell his name) showed up at my apartment tonight, I would rape him...no doubt.
Friday, May 19
Last night = Fun
...hot tub and chianti...my awesome new boy shorts...all the reasons to get obliterated on Saturday...MySpace "favorites"...what do you do right after you meet a new boy = google him...Todd, the O face guy...realizing that they were also sneaking off last week (Austin)...ozarka flask...Josh is back on MySpace!...Marilyn Monroe rendition of Happy Birthday...still laughing about mid-morning wood...lady in red...Karaoke guys offering me a ride home: "We promise we won't rape you or anything"...
Even though Josh left me alone at the bar to chase down some guys who stole his friend's car, the night turned out pretty nice...
Even though Josh left me alone at the bar to chase down some guys who stole his friend's car, the night turned out pretty nice...
Monday, May 15
Summer School is Cool!
Not really...but this is the first time I've actually sat inside a classroom during the Summer in my entire life...so it's definitely a different experience for me. I'm really happy with my schedule though, because I have my days and Fridays free. The only downside to Summer classes is that they are significantly longer than regular classes...my class tonight is 2 1/2 hours, so thank god for wireless internet in the classroom.
Tonight, I am having some friends over to watch the season finale of Grey's Anatomy, which I am so excited about. Izzy cut the tube pumping Denny's heart, Meredith and McDreamy still love eachother (and McDreamy's wife knows), and Dr. Burke got shot. My theory is that tonight: (1) McDreamy's wife is going to leave him; and (2) we are going to be left with a cliffhanger, somthing like...they'll be going back and forth between Denny and Dr. Burke and then at the very last second, there's going to be a flatline and we're not going to know which one is dead - I hope it's neither, but I would choose Denny to live if I had to. My friend Jeff who is coming over to watch it will be rooting for Denny to die, he says that Denny is annoying and his voice is like a cheese grater on his brain.
More discussion on Grey's Anatomy to come tomorrow...
Tonight, I am having some friends over to watch the season finale of Grey's Anatomy, which I am so excited about. Izzy cut the tube pumping Denny's heart, Meredith and McDreamy still love eachother (and McDreamy's wife knows), and Dr. Burke got shot. My theory is that tonight: (1) McDreamy's wife is going to leave him; and (2) we are going to be left with a cliffhanger, somthing like...they'll be going back and forth between Denny and Dr. Burke and then at the very last second, there's going to be a flatline and we're not going to know which one is dead - I hope it's neither, but I would choose Denny to live if I had to. My friend Jeff who is coming over to watch it will be rooting for Denny to die, he says that Denny is annoying and his voice is like a cheese grater on his brain.
More discussion on Grey's Anatomy to come tomorrow...
Tuesday, May 9
This is where I be!
Lake Austin Spa Resort
Got here Monday, checking out Friday...enjoying every minute, especially if that minute is one spent being massaged.
A pic from outside my room
The yoga deck overlooking the beautiful Lake Austin.
Alright, back to relaxation...
Had to document this...
My friend in Austin blogged about our Friday night so well that it would be pathetic for me to attempt the same...so I did the whole cut and paste thing. Thanks Meme!
"what the hell have I been up to, you ask?
Friday: Emailed SM to ask if I would ever see her again, and moments later she called me from her car as she was driving thru OK on her way down to Austin. What a nice cinco de mayo suprise! and yay! she was gonna stay with me for the weekend. I was very excited, but also very tired. It is customary for me to stay in and sleep on Friday nights, but when a friend comes to town, I make time for them. Of course, we had to go out.
SM has been in Tulsa for so long now, its like Austin isnt really her home anymore, so it was like I was showing her around a new place - even tho she grew up here. We had little interest in sixth street, so we hit up 4th and 5th. After parking and walking down the street, things start getting a little hazy.
I can tell you this much tho.....Girls in cages does not justify waiting in a long greasy line.....Six has lots of potential, but not when the roof is closed for a private independence day party..... If you're not feeling gay-y, Saba remains a good fail-safe.....SM can hold her liquor, more specifically, but she holds Dewars on the rocks. Doubles ......Men like it when short girls have blonde curly hair.....Cute bartenders have cute friends....unless you're buying my drinks, why are you trying to share my stool? Besides, can't you see I'm trying to catch up with my friend? Thats why I was facing, listening, paying attention and responding to her and not squeezing my boobs together while I scan the room in a submissive but hopeful sort of way...... I don't care about your real estate deals.....
Guys: girls in pairs arent likely leave their pal and go home with you - unless they suck as people. Take your pick from any random group of three or more..... Red Fez is still one of my favorite bars. Its definately my favorite end-up. Its mine, and it always will be. I will forever drag (not that I have to) my friends there, we will always disregard the line, its okay if a girlfriend doesnt want to dance sometimes. I'm fine dancing on her while she rests her feet on the couches ..... oooh, ooh, smiling will get you almost anything you want in life .....the sidewalk outside is the closest thing I've found in Austin to the club just closed parking lot socials you'll find in Houston ..... I love that Austin is in fact a small-ish town, and I love running in to old friends. Especially when you didn't know they have lived here - for 6 years ...
...even if you dont smoke, its usually a good idea to keep some papers around - think of them like lightbulbs. Besides, you may be an expert at ghetto-rigging replacement, but I could probably be back from the gas station, JITB and make 3 phone calls before its ready, and we need to get on to our special place..... sweatshirt rain = bag lady .....Star Seeds is a very special place.....chips, queso, salsa, blueberry pancakes, breakfast burritos make great late-night snacks. But that doesnt make it okay for you to forget my fries.....you can lead a horse to water, but if that horse was just a hor it would be a lot easier to get it to have sex with your friend that she thinks is hot.....sleeping is greeeeeeaaaaat....."
"what the hell have I been up to, you ask?
Friday: Emailed SM to ask if I would ever see her again, and moments later she called me from her car as she was driving thru OK on her way down to Austin. What a nice cinco de mayo suprise! and yay! she was gonna stay with me for the weekend. I was very excited, but also very tired. It is customary for me to stay in and sleep on Friday nights, but when a friend comes to town, I make time for them. Of course, we had to go out.
SM has been in Tulsa for so long now, its like Austin isnt really her home anymore, so it was like I was showing her around a new place - even tho she grew up here. We had little interest in sixth street, so we hit up 4th and 5th. After parking and walking down the street, things start getting a little hazy.
I can tell you this much tho.....Girls in cages does not justify waiting in a long greasy line.....Six has lots of potential, but not when the roof is closed for a private independence day party..... If you're not feeling gay-y, Saba remains a good fail-safe.....SM can hold her liquor, more specifically, but she holds Dewars on the rocks. Doubles ......Men like it when short girls have blonde curly hair.....Cute bartenders have cute friends....unless you're buying my drinks, why are you trying to share my stool? Besides, can't you see I'm trying to catch up with my friend? Thats why I was facing, listening, paying attention and responding to her and not squeezing my boobs together while I scan the room in a submissive but hopeful sort of way...... I don't care about your real estate deals.....
Guys: girls in pairs arent likely leave their pal and go home with you - unless they suck as people. Take your pick from any random group of three or more..... Red Fez is still one of my favorite bars. Its definately my favorite end-up. Its mine, and it always will be. I will forever drag (not that I have to) my friends there, we will always disregard the line, its okay if a girlfriend doesnt want to dance sometimes. I'm fine dancing on her while she rests her feet on the couches ..... oooh, ooh, smiling will get you almost anything you want in life .....the sidewalk outside is the closest thing I've found in Austin to the club just closed parking lot socials you'll find in Houston ..... I love that Austin is in fact a small-ish town, and I love running in to old friends. Especially when you didn't know they have lived here - for 6 years ...
...even if you dont smoke, its usually a good idea to keep some papers around - think of them like lightbulbs. Besides, you may be an expert at ghetto-rigging replacement, but I could probably be back from the gas station, JITB and make 3 phone calls before its ready, and we need to get on to our special place..... sweatshirt rain = bag lady .....Star Seeds is a very special place.....chips, queso, salsa, blueberry pancakes, breakfast burritos make great late-night snacks. But that doesnt make it okay for you to forget my fries.....you can lead a horse to water, but if that horse was just a hor it would be a lot easier to get it to have sex with your friend that she thinks is hot.....sleeping is greeeeeeaaaaat....."
Monday, May 1
Ready for finals to be over!
So I'm sitting here in the library studing Secured Transactions (the law of loans - exciting) and slowly sinking into delerium. I've got less than 48 hours until I will be finished with my 2nd year, but it could NOT be going slower. Anyways, I'm looking forward to the next couple of weeks - Wednesday and Thursday there will be some ridiculous partying, then Friday I head back to Austin, with a possible stop in Dallas. Monday, I head to Lake Austin Spa to spend 5 wonderful days on the lake, getting massages and relaxing. Back to Austin next Friday, then up to Tulsa on Sunday to get ready for Summer classes that start the next day. I can't believe we only get one week between Spring and Summer session.
Here are some fun pictures from last Wednesday at the Buc, Saturday night at Josh's party and a picture or two from Barrister's Ball that I finally put on my computer.
Rolo and Me at Law Prom (it was dark so I had to mess with it a bit)
Rob and Me at Law Prom
Aaron and Jackie on the dance floor.
Josh licking my face at his party Sat. night
Justin and Me at the Buc Wednesday night
Here are some fun pictures from last Wednesday at the Buc, Saturday night at Josh's party and a picture or two from Barrister's Ball that I finally put on my computer.
Rolo and Me at Law Prom (it was dark so I had to mess with it a bit)
Rob and Me at Law Prom
Aaron and Jackie on the dance floor.
Josh licking my face at his party Sat. night
Justin and Me at the Buc Wednesday night
Friday, April 28
Monday, April 24
One down, four to go...
It's finals time so I've been spending my days, my evenings and my late nights at the TU law library. Early this morning, more specifically 5:16am, I finished my seminar paper. It ended up being 42 pages, so needless to say, I'm more than happy to have that out of the way. I now have 3 finals left to take and two short papers to finish.
Tonight, we had a monster storm in Oklahoma...just missed Tulsa. Here's a picture that I took with my phone of downtown Tulsa;
Also, if anyone wants a study break on Friday, I'm going to go see "Stick It", the "Bring It On" of gymnastics, probably early afternoon. I know it looks super cheesy, but I can't wait to see it. If you haven't heard of it, here's the trailer:
Tonight, we had a monster storm in Oklahoma...just missed Tulsa. Here's a picture that I took with my phone of downtown Tulsa;
Also, if anyone wants a study break on Friday, I'm going to go see "Stick It", the "Bring It On" of gymnastics, probably early afternoon. I know it looks super cheesy, but I can't wait to see it. If you haven't heard of it, here's the trailer:
Friday, April 21
Free Breast Exams
This is great...
MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.
The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.
"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.
At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.
Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.
MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.
The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.
"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.
At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.
Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.
Monday, April 17
New and Improved Facebook Pokes
Had to share this from CollegeHumor.com...enjoy!
Facebook needs to add more suggestive and explicit ways to reach out and touch the people you stalk nightly. Here are a few that you should expect to be able to use sometime soon:
Flash
Ladies, showing someone your Facebook titties means absolutely nothing, it’s just like smiling at someone in the hall when you make awkward eye contact. This gesture would just suggest that you’re confident and proud of your body, and you’re telling the world that by doing some Facebook Flashes. And do not even try and pretend to be embarrassed, I saw you girls over Spring Break. After two shots, you were taking naked body shots on the bar with your roommate while being broadcasted on the club’s big screen. Classy girls…classy.
Massage Crotch
No more guessing whether or not that girl with the dyke-hair in your women studies class has been looking at you or the redhead that sits behind you. She can now clearly express her intentions all the while giving you a Facebook Erection (which BTW is the best kind of erection.) This new and improved “poke” let’s you know for a fact who wants your balls and what girls are just trying to be cute with an immature and cock-teasing poke.
Bitch Slap
We all know how much Facebook needs to include the almighty and magically bitch slap; it would instantly become the exclamation point of the poke world. There is no better way to assert dominance over someone in the dog-eat-dog digital world that is Facebook than a five-finger smack across the face. It would be the best way to handle those douche bags that send you those fucking chain letters and a nice, clear way to welcome that Oh-So-Trendy Lit. Professor that just joined Facebook to “stay in touch campus crazes.”
Booty-Call
Now the great thing about this new poke is that it delivers your intent clearly and obnoxiously. It just says, “Hey, you’re neither cool enough nor important enough to take on a date, or even chat online with really, but how bout some harmless drunken sex?” I mean who could say no to something like that? I know that I could never turn down such an honest and sincere request for oral sex.
Teabag
When you teabag someone in the real world, their soul and entire being for that matter, belongs to you. So the same holds true in Facebook. Sliding your cyber-sack over a buddy’s face is the only way to demonstrate to them how much their friendship means to you. It tells them that they are so important to you that you want to be responsible for their very Facebook soul. And hey, if you’re going to get teabagged, it’s better to have it done by a true friend that you yourself confirmed. For sure.
Money Shot
This Facebook gesture would be the ultimate way to communicate your tender feelings of love to that super cutie in your Chem. Lab while at the same time showing off your sensitive side. Every girl worth while knows that nothing says “I Love You” like a nice warm super soaker spray of liquid passion to the face… right ladies? Although this upgraded poke is intended to impart feelings of love and commitment, sadly I think that it will no doubt be used mainly by Frat guys that find it funny. They would share load after load with one another, back and forth, not understanding why the only things they find amusing are always homoerotic. They will then disregard this thought, pop their cyan-colored collar, and click [Blast Back?]
Facebook needs to add more suggestive and explicit ways to reach out and touch the people you stalk nightly. Here are a few that you should expect to be able to use sometime soon:
Flash
Ladies, showing someone your Facebook titties means absolutely nothing, it’s just like smiling at someone in the hall when you make awkward eye contact. This gesture would just suggest that you’re confident and proud of your body, and you’re telling the world that by doing some Facebook Flashes. And do not even try and pretend to be embarrassed, I saw you girls over Spring Break. After two shots, you were taking naked body shots on the bar with your roommate while being broadcasted on the club’s big screen. Classy girls…classy.
Massage Crotch
No more guessing whether or not that girl with the dyke-hair in your women studies class has been looking at you or the redhead that sits behind you. She can now clearly express her intentions all the while giving you a Facebook Erection (which BTW is the best kind of erection.) This new and improved “poke” let’s you know for a fact who wants your balls and what girls are just trying to be cute with an immature and cock-teasing poke.
Bitch Slap
We all know how much Facebook needs to include the almighty and magically bitch slap; it would instantly become the exclamation point of the poke world. There is no better way to assert dominance over someone in the dog-eat-dog digital world that is Facebook than a five-finger smack across the face. It would be the best way to handle those douche bags that send you those fucking chain letters and a nice, clear way to welcome that Oh-So-Trendy Lit. Professor that just joined Facebook to “stay in touch campus crazes.”
Booty-Call
Now the great thing about this new poke is that it delivers your intent clearly and obnoxiously. It just says, “Hey, you’re neither cool enough nor important enough to take on a date, or even chat online with really, but how bout some harmless drunken sex?” I mean who could say no to something like that? I know that I could never turn down such an honest and sincere request for oral sex.
Teabag
When you teabag someone in the real world, their soul and entire being for that matter, belongs to you. So the same holds true in Facebook. Sliding your cyber-sack over a buddy’s face is the only way to demonstrate to them how much their friendship means to you. It tells them that they are so important to you that you want to be responsible for their very Facebook soul. And hey, if you’re going to get teabagged, it’s better to have it done by a true friend that you yourself confirmed. For sure.
Money Shot
This Facebook gesture would be the ultimate way to communicate your tender feelings of love to that super cutie in your Chem. Lab while at the same time showing off your sensitive side. Every girl worth while knows that nothing says “I Love You” like a nice warm super soaker spray of liquid passion to the face… right ladies? Although this upgraded poke is intended to impart feelings of love and commitment, sadly I think that it will no doubt be used mainly by Frat guys that find it funny. They would share load after load with one another, back and forth, not understanding why the only things they find amusing are always homoerotic. They will then disregard this thought, pop their cyan-colored collar, and click [Blast Back?]
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