F*#K St. John's!

Next time that I'm bleeding all over myself, I'm just gonna go ahead and take my chances...because I will NEVER go to the ER again. I went for stitches, STITCHES. My bill was over $3,000. $1500 of which was for them taking my blood...on what planet does taking blood cost that much...further more, why the hell did they need to take my blood when all they needed to do was stitch me up. Not to mention they had an OU student stitch me up (he did a shitty job). Anyways, not to worry, they're not going to get a cent. I mean, I'll pay for the shitty stitches, but come on, my deductable is $2500, I can't afford that shit, and even if I could I wouldn't pay them more than $500 for the third-world treatment that I got while I was there.

Best. Concert. Ever.

I can't sleep because of this guy...

...he's haunting my every dream...

Needless to say...

...I will be a zombie in class in the morning, since I stayed up all night on youtube...oh well, this was worth it.

kua-ki-sur-pi-PI-ku

I can't believe the kinds of shows that they have in Asia...but thanks for the amusement. This is a toungue twister game show.



This one is a hidden camera show, watch the whole thing, it gets better and better.



This is a game show that is suppose to take place in a library...hilarious...try watching it with headphones without laughing.

Robbed Robbed Robbed!

For those of you who got my text messaged about the Miss Teen USA Pageant last week, you may or may not know that Raevan (Miss Texas Teen) didn't make the first cut at top 15. All I can say is this was plain bullshit. The girl had a flawless body in swimsuit, her evening gown was gorgeous, she worked the stage like she owned it and she spoke intelligently during her interview. I'm not saying this because I'm biased, but top 15, come on. Some of the girls who made the top 15 couldn't even talk, were emaciated or had no neck. I'm not going to mention states by name, but Raevan should have been in top 15.

See the problem is that the prelim judges pick their top 15 and then Miss Universe Organization has the power to take out 5 girls and replace them with whoever. So, basically, girls like Tennessee, Texas and New York, who probably did win over the prelim judges were left out of the top 15 by MUO because they didn't match the look that MUO was going for (blonde hair, blue eyed, girl next door type).

On the same subject, a lot of people have been asking me what the difference is between the Miss USA and the Miss America organizations. Magen Ellis, Miss Texas USA 2007, said it best:

"Miss America is the girl next door. Miss USA is the girl whom you wish lived next door. And Miss Universe is the girl who will never live next door."

End of rant.

Vegas, baby!

This is just one of the many fun pictures I took while in fabulous Las Vegas with Marisa, Gary and Shakira (my bff of the snake world).



The first night we went out, we went down to the strip and for some reason, one of Marisa's friends started calling me Marti and yelling stuff like "Martay likes to partay!"...long story short, that kind of became my Vegas alias.

One night, we went to Tabu in the MGM Grand, we had to wait like half an hour to get in and then pay 20 bucks, so basically we started a little game called "Drink interception"...let your imagination try to figure out that one.

Jackie + Shelby = fun

We had just finished our evidence final...

...so naturally, we sang lots of karaoke, Rob almost got his ass kicked by the bouncer at Another Round, we cooked celery and ground turkey, hula hooped, dance party, pole-dancing party, burned our evidence books, and tresspassed into the Renaissance pool...oh yeah, and made a local news crew feel very nervous.

July 26th was a night to remember

Carrie Spitler comes to town!

Slowly but surely, I will catch up.

A very fun weekend in San Antonio and Austin...as you can tell.
Chad and I had a picnic table flip over on top of us, I got propositioned by a married couple who were swingers, I sang "My Heart Will Go On" at Karaoke...the list goes on.

Why you gotta waste my flava?

Damn!

I'm watching "Can't Hardly Wait" right now and it's oh so reminiscent of high school. Did I mention that this is, in my opinion, the greatest "teen" movie of all time? One thing I love about it is how many fucking rock stars are in it...even if they weren't famous at all and had like one line in the movie (like Selma Blair for example), they got famous after this piece of excellence.

A couple of my favorite lines:

"Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!"

"Oh man, I got the premature evacuation!"

"You're white!"

Lol...best movie ever, I can't believe I haven't seen it in like a year!

Look what I made for Raevan!

Loving photoshop...anyhoo, I'm going to get this blown up and printed for Raevan before I leave for Palm Springs...I think she'll like it.

And the new miss teen usa 2006 is...

...I'm hoping and praying that it's my girl, Raevan. Can't wait to get to Palm Springs in just one week! But first, I'll be stopping off in Vegas for a couple of days to play with Marisa. Here are the latest shots from Palm Springs of Raevan (aka Miss Teen Texas).


Fadil Photoshoot and Evening gown...you can't see the detail here, but the top is fully beaded with bronze beads.

Hang in there!

I'm in the middle of the trifecta...I had PR exam yesterday, Evidence final later today and the MPRE (Multistate professional responsibility exam) on Friday...will be blogging soon and catching up on quite a bit.