Had to document this...

My friend in Austin blogged about our Friday night so well that it would be pathetic for me to attempt the same...so I did the whole cut and paste thing. Thanks Meme!


"what the hell have I been up to, you ask?

Friday: Emailed SM to ask if I would ever see her again, and moments later she called me from her car as she was driving thru OK on her way down to Austin. What a nice cinco de mayo suprise! and yay! she was gonna stay with me for the weekend. I was very excited, but also very tired. It is customary for me to stay in and sleep on Friday nights, but when a friend comes to town, I make time for them. Of course, we had to go out.

SM has been in Tulsa for so long now, its like Austin isnt really her home anymore, so it was like I was showing her around a new place - even tho she grew up here. We had little interest in sixth street, so we hit up 4th and 5th. After parking and walking down the street, things start getting a little hazy.

I can tell you this much tho.....Girls in cages does not justify waiting in a long greasy line.....Six has lots of potential, but not when the roof is closed for a private independence day party..... If you're not feeling gay-y, Saba remains a good fail-safe.....SM can hold her liquor, more specifically, but she holds Dewars on the rocks. Doubles ......Men like it when short girls have blonde curly hair.....Cute bartenders have cute friends....unless you're buying my drinks, why are you trying to share my stool? Besides, can't you see I'm trying to catch up with my friend? Thats why I was facing, listening, paying attention and responding to her and not squeezing my boobs together while I scan the room in a submissive but hopeful sort of way...... I don't care about your real estate deals.....

Guys: girls in pairs arent likely leave their pal and go home with you - unless they suck as people. Take your pick from any random group of three or more..... Red Fez is still one of my favorite bars. Its definately my favorite end-up. Its mine, and it always will be. I will forever drag (not that I have to) my friends there, we will always disregard the line, its okay if a girlfriend doesnt want to dance sometimes. I'm fine dancing on her while she rests her feet on the couches ..... oooh, ooh, smiling will get you almost anything you want in life .....the sidewalk outside is the closest thing I've found in Austin to the club just closed parking lot socials you'll find in Houston ..... I love that Austin is in fact a small-ish town, and I love running in to old friends. Especially when you didn't know they have lived here - for 6 years ...

...even if you dont smoke, its usually a good idea to keep some papers around - think of them like lightbulbs. Besides, you may be an expert at ghetto-rigging replacement, but I could probably be back from the gas station, JITB and make 3 phone calls before its ready, and we need to get on to our special place..... sweatshirt rain = bag lady .....Star Seeds is a very special place.....chips, queso, salsa, blueberry pancakes, breakfast burritos make great late-night snacks. But that doesnt make it okay for you to forget my fries.....you can lead a horse to water, but if that horse was just a hor it would be a lot easier to get it to have sex with your friend that she thinks is hot.....sleeping is greeeeeeaaaaat....."