Girls who let their boyfriends treat them like shit.
Flaky friends.
Chicken salad that has fruit in it.
The parking situation on campus.
The new 10 cents that they have added onto all the soda machines.
My refusal to unpack from last weekend and instead live out of my suitcase.
The Hut.
Missing the last 12 minutes of The Office last night because the local news cut in to tell us about possible tornados.
The placement of my cubicle at the Legal Clinic - right where everyone who walks in can see what work I'm not doing (i.e. facebooking instead)
Things that currently make me giggle:
The fact that I asked Chisum last night to just put his beer bong in my drop file if he couldn't make it to the party on Saturday.
The many inappropriate jokes that were told at Welner's last night.
Dwight's confessional last night on The Office.
Arrogant guys who try to cheat on their girlfriends but get rejected.
Our Dunder Mifflin Paper Company shirts.
My friends telling me that they were googled and my embarassing youtube videos of them came up...
Alright alright...I'll share a joke from last night...
A man walks into a bar with a huge slab of asphalt(sp?) under his arm. He tells the bartender, "I'll have a Miller Light...and one for the road".
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