"OMG...OMG...Thank you Jesus!"

Found this on my pageant gossip forum...most hilarious reaction to winning ever!

AOL is f-ing nuts!

I went through this a couple of years ago and when I called back to complain, they threw out my last bill, which was pretty cool. But still, I've heard way too many people with this problem.

My weekend with Chad

So this weekend, Chad came up to Tulsa and I got to take him around and show him all the mediocre fun that Tulsa has to offer. I think it went well though. We went and saw the praying hands at ORU, I took him to Twisted Theatre and Rainbow Karaoke at Renegades, we saw the most ghetto drag show at Mavericks and we took lots and lots of jager shots. Here are some pics:


Chad is humping the praying hands.


Taking a break from photo hunt to take more shots of jager.


At Renegades


Late night myspacing


Abba in Tulsa


..."Glory glory halleluhah"...the battery theif..."have you ever had rolling rock beer"...halcyon...always check the midriff...the unfortunate pantsing...jeffrey dahmer...passing out in my car while blasting britney...

What the hell is wrong with Connie Chung?

This woman used to be a pretty intelligent journalist and now she's making Anna Nicole Smith look like a Harvard graduate.

I need a magic answer here...

The Miss Texas USA Pageant is this Sunday and considering the fact that Raevan is going to be in just about every commercial and I'm embarassingly involved in the gossip of this pageant, I must see it. The problem is that I'm in Oklahoma and it is only airing on local Texas channels. Yes, I suppose I could drive down to Dallas and watch it, but seriously, I'm looking for another option. So...

Does anyone know any way that I could see this? Is there like a website I could go to to watch something that is only airing on local networks?

All the painting I did last week...

...turned out awesome. My kitchen and bathroom were white and now they're green and lavender. My sun room was mustard yellow, now it's hot pink. Here are the pics!

Pickles should be cheaper

For those of you who know me well, or have been to a movie with me, you know how much I lust after movie theatre dill pickles, which you can now purchase at Quik Trip. Well, they are 99 cents, which I think is a little on the expensive side, considering that all they do is pick them from the vine or whereever they come from and then put them in a bag. Anyways, my current snack of choice is the dill pickle, so I had to bitch about the way that corporate america is taking advantage of my salty craving...

I love my animals!

By the way...this picture was taken on my Razr phone...the quality is surprisingly awesome!

Snakes on a Plane

Isn't it ironic?

After missing my camera for a week and a half, I decided to go ahead and buy a new one. So yesterday, I went to Wolf Camera and put down $325 on a new camera. About an hour later, I arrived at class where Mike then handed me my lost camera. So good news is that I have my old camera with all the pictures from the other weekend on it, bad news is that I won't get my $325 back from Wolf for another 2 weeks. So here are some pics from the night that I lost my camera.


The famous Hurvitz/Butters pose that Jackie and I have adversely possessed basically because we just look cuter.


Justin entertaining the crowd.


There were too many beer bong photos that I just had to make a fun collage.


Co-ed half-nekkid beer pong.


At the end of the night, Torrone was sweet and gave Max a back rub...actually, I think they were wrestling, but it looks a lot more intimate than that.