Got milk?
Don't worry, it's been de-inked.
Apparently, fashion and decapitation go hand in hand?
Ok, I might make this one.
Maybe something that a geriatric stripper would wear around the club?
Wednesday, December 19
Cro-shame
My first year in law school, I started to knit and crochet as a stress reliever. Now, I'm obsessed. I make classy items however. I would post pictures, but I'm not the type to take pictures of beanies and scarves that I've made. Sorry. Anyways, earlier this evening, I came across this blog. There are some hilarious, hideous and disturbing pictures on this page. Here are some of my favorites:
Got milk?
Don't worry, it's been de-inked.
Apparently, fashion and decapitation go hand in hand?
Ok, I might make this one.
Maybe something that a geriatric stripper would wear around the club?
Got milk?
Don't worry, it's been de-inked.
Apparently, fashion and decapitation go hand in hand?
Ok, I might make this one.
Maybe something that a geriatric stripper would wear around the club?
Monday, December 17
Hairy Kate and Trashley Olsen
This cracked me up, mainly because PETA is 100% serious about this page. Seriously, you gotta go to the dress up portion.
Cheesy emails
You all get them...prayer of the day...sad story about a dying child/dog/elder that is suppose to teach you a life lesson...pictures of cute animals that send a message about friendship. You get the point.
My mom sends me a lot of these emails, because she gets a lot from her friends. Usually, I read them, get a giggle out of their cheesy nature and discard. Today, I got one from my mom that actually had a lot of great things to say. Here are some of the ones I found to be the most true/useful.
I believe:
- That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
- That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
- That either you control your attitude or it controls you.
- That my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.
- That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.
- That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
- That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
- That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
- That you can keep going long after you think you can't.
- That money is a lousy way of keeping score.
My mom sends me a lot of these emails, because she gets a lot from her friends. Usually, I read them, get a giggle out of their cheesy nature and discard. Today, I got one from my mom that actually had a lot of great things to say. Here are some of the ones I found to be the most true/useful.
I believe:
- That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
- That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
- That either you control your attitude or it controls you.
- That my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.
- That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.
- That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
- That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
- That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
- That you can keep going long after you think you can't.
- That money is a lousy way of keeping score.
Monday, December 10
The iPhone Channel
It won't sleep with your cousin...
God has one...
It will survive nuclear holocaust
Visual Voicemail
Wednesday, December 5
Netflix dilemma
So I recently joined Netflix and I'm loving it. I had my queue as such so that I would always have one scary movie, one comedy and one documentary/television show. However, somehow this got messed up. Now I have 3 scary movies, and I won't watch them, because I'm worried that if I watch them at night I won't be able to go to sleep (I'm a wuss). But it's just not right to watch a scary movie on a Saturday morning. So I think I'm just going to send all three back, because I really want to get Superbad, the Waitress and this "Ambience" dvd that plays cool things like a fireplace or aquarium on my NEW HIGH DEF TV!
By the way, for those of you who don't have netflix, let me tell you why I love it. It's super cheap. It's not just movies. It's tv shows, workout videos (i.e. Billy Blanks), instructional videos (i.e. Learn everything there is to know about wine and vineyards), and movies in 3d...which I'm overly excited about.
By the way, goal by Monday: go see "Sea Monsters in 3D" at the IMAX...gotta get excited like a 4 year old for 3D!
By the way, for those of you who don't have netflix, let me tell you why I love it. It's super cheap. It's not just movies. It's tv shows, workout videos (i.e. Billy Blanks), instructional videos (i.e. Learn everything there is to know about wine and vineyards), and movies in 3d...which I'm overly excited about.
By the way, goal by Monday: go see "Sea Monsters in 3D" at the IMAX...gotta get excited like a 4 year old for 3D!
Tuesday, December 4
Circle circle dot dot
And now, a quote from Demetri Martin:
"Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies."
Now that I'm back from Australia...
Not really, but I wish. I've been in beautiful Tulsa this whole time making the official transition from childhood to adulthood. I'm telling you now, it's not fun. I miss sleeping in, going to the dog park with the babies, and free time. I have none now. I'm working 2 jobs and barely have time to spoil my little puppies. But I guess I can't complain, because most people have to do this eventually, but there's a part of me that wishes I was an heiress and could just do whatever I want all day long, and if I ever get "exhausted", just check into rehab for a week or two.
Anyways, this is my valiant effort at updating my blog. I need to start doing this again on a daily basis as a little escape from reality. By the way, for those of you out there who loved Mitch Hedberg as much as I did, there's a somewhat new comedian who has a very similar style, and he is just awesome. I will post some of his material tomorrow...
Anyways, this is my valiant effort at updating my blog. I need to start doing this again on a daily basis as a little escape from reality. By the way, for those of you out there who loved Mitch Hedberg as much as I did, there's a somewhat new comedian who has a very similar style, and he is just awesome. I will post some of his material tomorrow...
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