I'm buying this t-shirt right now...
Friday, April 28
Monday, April 24
One down, four to go...
It's finals time so I've been spending my days, my evenings and my late nights at the TU law library. Early this morning, more specifically 5:16am, I finished my seminar paper. It ended up being 42 pages, so needless to say, I'm more than happy to have that out of the way. I now have 3 finals left to take and two short papers to finish.
Tonight, we had a monster storm in Oklahoma...just missed Tulsa. Here's a picture that I took with my phone of downtown Tulsa;
Also, if anyone wants a study break on Friday, I'm going to go see "Stick It", the "Bring It On" of gymnastics, probably early afternoon. I know it looks super cheesy, but I can't wait to see it. If you haven't heard of it, here's the trailer:
Tonight, we had a monster storm in Oklahoma...just missed Tulsa. Here's a picture that I took with my phone of downtown Tulsa;
Also, if anyone wants a study break on Friday, I'm going to go see "Stick It", the "Bring It On" of gymnastics, probably early afternoon. I know it looks super cheesy, but I can't wait to see it. If you haven't heard of it, here's the trailer:
Friday, April 21
Free Breast Exams
This is great...
MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.
The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.
"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.
At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.
Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.
MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.
The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.
"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.
At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.
Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.
Monday, April 17
New and Improved Facebook Pokes
Had to share this from CollegeHumor.com...enjoy!
Facebook needs to add more suggestive and explicit ways to reach out and touch the people you stalk nightly. Here are a few that you should expect to be able to use sometime soon:
Flash
Ladies, showing someone your Facebook titties means absolutely nothing, it’s just like smiling at someone in the hall when you make awkward eye contact. This gesture would just suggest that you’re confident and proud of your body, and you’re telling the world that by doing some Facebook Flashes. And do not even try and pretend to be embarrassed, I saw you girls over Spring Break. After two shots, you were taking naked body shots on the bar with your roommate while being broadcasted on the club’s big screen. Classy girls…classy.
Massage Crotch
No more guessing whether or not that girl with the dyke-hair in your women studies class has been looking at you or the redhead that sits behind you. She can now clearly express her intentions all the while giving you a Facebook Erection (which BTW is the best kind of erection.) This new and improved “poke” let’s you know for a fact who wants your balls and what girls are just trying to be cute with an immature and cock-teasing poke.
Bitch Slap
We all know how much Facebook needs to include the almighty and magically bitch slap; it would instantly become the exclamation point of the poke world. There is no better way to assert dominance over someone in the dog-eat-dog digital world that is Facebook than a five-finger smack across the face. It would be the best way to handle those douche bags that send you those fucking chain letters and a nice, clear way to welcome that Oh-So-Trendy Lit. Professor that just joined Facebook to “stay in touch campus crazes.”
Booty-Call
Now the great thing about this new poke is that it delivers your intent clearly and obnoxiously. It just says, “Hey, you’re neither cool enough nor important enough to take on a date, or even chat online with really, but how bout some harmless drunken sex?” I mean who could say no to something like that? I know that I could never turn down such an honest and sincere request for oral sex.
Teabag
When you teabag someone in the real world, their soul and entire being for that matter, belongs to you. So the same holds true in Facebook. Sliding your cyber-sack over a buddy’s face is the only way to demonstrate to them how much their friendship means to you. It tells them that they are so important to you that you want to be responsible for their very Facebook soul. And hey, if you’re going to get teabagged, it’s better to have it done by a true friend that you yourself confirmed. For sure.
Money Shot
This Facebook gesture would be the ultimate way to communicate your tender feelings of love to that super cutie in your Chem. Lab while at the same time showing off your sensitive side. Every girl worth while knows that nothing says “I Love You” like a nice warm super soaker spray of liquid passion to the face… right ladies? Although this upgraded poke is intended to impart feelings of love and commitment, sadly I think that it will no doubt be used mainly by Frat guys that find it funny. They would share load after load with one another, back and forth, not understanding why the only things they find amusing are always homoerotic. They will then disregard this thought, pop their cyan-colored collar, and click [Blast Back?]
Facebook needs to add more suggestive and explicit ways to reach out and touch the people you stalk nightly. Here are a few that you should expect to be able to use sometime soon:
Flash
Ladies, showing someone your Facebook titties means absolutely nothing, it’s just like smiling at someone in the hall when you make awkward eye contact. This gesture would just suggest that you’re confident and proud of your body, and you’re telling the world that by doing some Facebook Flashes. And do not even try and pretend to be embarrassed, I saw you girls over Spring Break. After two shots, you were taking naked body shots on the bar with your roommate while being broadcasted on the club’s big screen. Classy girls…classy.
Massage Crotch
No more guessing whether or not that girl with the dyke-hair in your women studies class has been looking at you or the redhead that sits behind you. She can now clearly express her intentions all the while giving you a Facebook Erection (which BTW is the best kind of erection.) This new and improved “poke” let’s you know for a fact who wants your balls and what girls are just trying to be cute with an immature and cock-teasing poke.
Bitch Slap
We all know how much Facebook needs to include the almighty and magically bitch slap; it would instantly become the exclamation point of the poke world. There is no better way to assert dominance over someone in the dog-eat-dog digital world that is Facebook than a five-finger smack across the face. It would be the best way to handle those douche bags that send you those fucking chain letters and a nice, clear way to welcome that Oh-So-Trendy Lit. Professor that just joined Facebook to “stay in touch campus crazes.”
Booty-Call
Now the great thing about this new poke is that it delivers your intent clearly and obnoxiously. It just says, “Hey, you’re neither cool enough nor important enough to take on a date, or even chat online with really, but how bout some harmless drunken sex?” I mean who could say no to something like that? I know that I could never turn down such an honest and sincere request for oral sex.
Teabag
When you teabag someone in the real world, their soul and entire being for that matter, belongs to you. So the same holds true in Facebook. Sliding your cyber-sack over a buddy’s face is the only way to demonstrate to them how much their friendship means to you. It tells them that they are so important to you that you want to be responsible for their very Facebook soul. And hey, if you’re going to get teabagged, it’s better to have it done by a true friend that you yourself confirmed. For sure.
Money Shot
This Facebook gesture would be the ultimate way to communicate your tender feelings of love to that super cutie in your Chem. Lab while at the same time showing off your sensitive side. Every girl worth while knows that nothing says “I Love You” like a nice warm super soaker spray of liquid passion to the face… right ladies? Although this upgraded poke is intended to impart feelings of love and commitment, sadly I think that it will no doubt be used mainly by Frat guys that find it funny. They would share load after load with one another, back and forth, not understanding why the only things they find amusing are always homoerotic. They will then disregard this thought, pop their cyan-colored collar, and click [Blast Back?]
Sunday, April 16
Tuesday, April 11
Is it just me...
...or does Katie Holmes look like a 12 year old girl who has stuffed her shirt with a pillow to look like she's pregnant.
I snagged this picture from one of my favorite celebrity gossip pages, thesuperficial.com. I just don't see how, if she is THAT skinny and THAT pregnant, she can just walk around in her size 2 designer maternity jeans and silk tank top without toppling over.
On another note, since I finally have DVR and added the Showtime and Encore movie packages onto my cable plan, I have been watching a lot of movies and original Showtime shows that I will evaluate.....now.
Weeds: A comedy about a suburban housewife turned marijuana dealer. Love it! I've never been a Kevin Nealon fan, but I can honestly say that I love him in this show. But the best part of this show is Mary Louise Parker. She just won a golden globe for her portrayal of the drug-dealing widow and it was well deserved. I love every character in this show from the fucked up Uncle Andy to the stuck-up PTA dictator Celia. If you don't have showtime, you should get it. If you know me personally, I am currently recording all of season 1, so you are welcome to come over and watch it with me.
HUFF: A dramedy about a psychiatrist experiencing his own midlife crisis. This show is ok. I originally tuned in for this show because of the cast: Blythe Danner, Hank Azaria, Paget Brewster and Oliver Platt, to mention a few. The show is entertaining, but there is a little too much drama for having such a comedically inclined cast. I'll watch it if it's on, but I'm not going to go out of my way to catch every episode.
Crash: A drama about racism set in Los Angeles that interweaves several characters' stories over the span of a few days. I was very reluctant to go see this movie in the theatre. If you know me and have ever tried to get me to go to the theatre with you, you know that there are only two different kinds of movies that I like to see in the theater: comedy and horror. I don't know why, but I cannot sit in a theatre and watch a serious film. Anwyays, I'm glad I saw this movie...I probably won't see it again, but it was a very intelligent film with a lot of very talented actors. I suggest you see it at least once, if you haven't already.
13 Going on 30: This is a horrible movie, I got through about the first 10 minutes and then deleted it. Don't waste your time. I'm an avid lover of stupid teen chick flicks, but this was just boring and dorky.
The Prince and Me: see above review.
Queer as Folk: If you like gay porn, you'll love this show. My friend who loves this show tells me that not all the episodes are like the one I saw, but the one I saw started out with a gay orgy and then split the screen into 4 shots where there were 4 simultaneous gay orgies. Now I don't have a problem with gay porn at all, but I do have a problem with Hal Sparks playing a gay man. Two of my best friends are gay men and I spend every Tuesday evening at Renegades watching their drag show. I know gay men and Hal Sparks is not a gay man, nor can he play one. I love Hal Sparks, I think he's adorable, but he seems way too uncomfortable playing the lead in this show. Now, he may be gay in real life, that I do not know, but I can tell you, I only got through the first 15 minutes of this show, not because of the gay porn (that was the most comforting part of my experience), but because of Hal Sparks rendition of an out-of-the-closet homosexual.
I snagged this picture from one of my favorite celebrity gossip pages, thesuperficial.com. I just don't see how, if she is THAT skinny and THAT pregnant, she can just walk around in her size 2 designer maternity jeans and silk tank top without toppling over.
On another note, since I finally have DVR and added the Showtime and Encore movie packages onto my cable plan, I have been watching a lot of movies and original Showtime shows that I will evaluate.....now.
Weeds: A comedy about a suburban housewife turned marijuana dealer. Love it! I've never been a Kevin Nealon fan, but I can honestly say that I love him in this show. But the best part of this show is Mary Louise Parker. She just won a golden globe for her portrayal of the drug-dealing widow and it was well deserved. I love every character in this show from the fucked up Uncle Andy to the stuck-up PTA dictator Celia. If you don't have showtime, you should get it. If you know me personally, I am currently recording all of season 1, so you are welcome to come over and watch it with me.HUFF: A dramedy about a psychiatrist experiencing his own midlife crisis. This show is ok. I originally tuned in for this show because of the cast: Blythe Danner, Hank Azaria, Paget Brewster and Oliver Platt, to mention a few. The show is entertaining, but there is a little too much drama for having such a comedically inclined cast. I'll watch it if it's on, but I'm not going to go out of my way to catch every episode. Crash: A drama about racism set in Los Angeles that interweaves several characters' stories over the span of a few days. I was very reluctant to go see this movie in the theatre. If you know me and have ever tried to get me to go to the theatre with you, you know that there are only two different kinds of movies that I like to see in the theater: comedy and horror. I don't know why, but I cannot sit in a theatre and watch a serious film. Anwyays, I'm glad I saw this movie...I probably won't see it again, but it was a very intelligent film with a lot of very talented actors. I suggest you see it at least once, if you haven't already.13 Going on 30: This is a horrible movie, I got through about the first 10 minutes and then deleted it. Don't waste your time. I'm an avid lover of stupid teen chick flicks, but this was just boring and dorky.The Prince and Me: see above review.Queer as Folk: If you like gay porn, you'll love this show. My friend who loves this show tells me that not all the episodes are like the one I saw, but the one I saw started out with a gay orgy and then split the screen into 4 shots where there were 4 simultaneous gay orgies. Now I don't have a problem with gay porn at all, but I do have a problem with Hal Sparks playing a gay man. Two of my best friends are gay men and I spend every Tuesday evening at Renegades watching their drag show. I know gay men and Hal Sparks is not a gay man, nor can he play one. I love Hal Sparks, I think he's adorable, but he seems way too uncomfortable playing the lead in this show. Now, he may be gay in real life, that I do not know, but I can tell you, I only got through the first 15 minutes of this show, not because of the gay porn (that was the most comforting part of my experience), but because of Hal Sparks rendition of an out-of-the-closet homosexual.
Palm Springs and a Beauty Pageant
I am very excited about a trip I am taking this August. Chad, Kelly, Jacque, Jess and I are all going to Palm Springs to watch Raevan compete as Miss Teen Texas in the Miss Teen USA Pageant. Raevan is pictured below...isn't she beautiful?
I really could care less where we go, because I always have the best time with Chad et al...but Palm Springs is going to be awesome. I think I may stick around after the pageant to hop over to San Diego to visit Emily (best friend since 2nd grade).
I really could care less where we go, because I always have the best time with Chad et al...but Palm Springs is going to be awesome. I think I may stick around after the pageant to hop over to San Diego to visit Emily (best friend since 2nd grade).
Thanks to some old friends...
my day just got a little better. But before I go into that, I must vent.
I have a new pet peeve. I hate it when people schedule a meeting, fail to inform me about it and then get pissed when I don't show. Oh, and on top of that, lie and tell me I was the "only person who didn't show up". The truth is that I, along with 2 others, was not informed about the meeting, but 6 days later, got bitched out about it. Another note, the guy had my phone number and the meeting was 2 blocks from my apartment...if the meeting has started and I'm not there, call me, don't wait till 6 days later to email me about it.
Another thing that put a damper on my day is that I now have horrible rope burn around both of my ankles. How did this happen, you ask...well, our apartments have a backyard but it's not all the way fenced in, so my neighbor puts her dog out in the back yard but will connect a rubber covered rope to him so he doesn't run off but it's long enough so he can still be outside and move around. Well, he's a huge dog and when I went out to my car with Jack to take him to the dog park, the dog got really excited and ran around me then towards my car. So the rope went around my ankles and almost pulled me to the ground. Anyways, really nice dog, but BIG and strong, so my ankles are burning pretty bad.
Lastly, my suspicions lead me to believe that my ex has found himself a new girlfriend. Now, I don't have feelings for him anymore and I'm completely over him, but it's still one of those moments that I get upset over because I know I'm suppose to get upset over it. Now I didn't cry...it takes something pretty bad these days to make me cry (or an episode of Grey's Anatomy), but the whole situation got me a little anxious, which is my biggest problem these days.
Anyways, on to the good part of my day. I got to talk to 3 of my best friends tonight, and when I'm feeling like I can't even talk to my best friend here in Tulsa about my life, it's nice to have my best friends from Austin to talk to, even if it's not about my troubles. I met this guy the other night at Another Round and we ended up sitting outside the bar until 4am telling eachother our life stories, including our most painful stories. He asked me if I had anyone here in Tulsa that I could really open up to and that's when I realized that, whenever I do want to open up and get personal, I find myself calling up old friends.
So thanks babysnakes (I know you were busy tonight with tax season amongst us)...and Chad and Rolo...I love you guys!
I have a new pet peeve. I hate it when people schedule a meeting, fail to inform me about it and then get pissed when I don't show. Oh, and on top of that, lie and tell me I was the "only person who didn't show up". The truth is that I, along with 2 others, was not informed about the meeting, but 6 days later, got bitched out about it. Another note, the guy had my phone number and the meeting was 2 blocks from my apartment...if the meeting has started and I'm not there, call me, don't wait till 6 days later to email me about it.
Another thing that put a damper on my day is that I now have horrible rope burn around both of my ankles. How did this happen, you ask...well, our apartments have a backyard but it's not all the way fenced in, so my neighbor puts her dog out in the back yard but will connect a rubber covered rope to him so he doesn't run off but it's long enough so he can still be outside and move around. Well, he's a huge dog and when I went out to my car with Jack to take him to the dog park, the dog got really excited and ran around me then towards my car. So the rope went around my ankles and almost pulled me to the ground. Anyways, really nice dog, but BIG and strong, so my ankles are burning pretty bad.
Lastly, my suspicions lead me to believe that my ex has found himself a new girlfriend. Now, I don't have feelings for him anymore and I'm completely over him, but it's still one of those moments that I get upset over because I know I'm suppose to get upset over it. Now I didn't cry...it takes something pretty bad these days to make me cry (or an episode of Grey's Anatomy), but the whole situation got me a little anxious, which is my biggest problem these days.
Anyways, on to the good part of my day. I got to talk to 3 of my best friends tonight, and when I'm feeling like I can't even talk to my best friend here in Tulsa about my life, it's nice to have my best friends from Austin to talk to, even if it's not about my troubles. I met this guy the other night at Another Round and we ended up sitting outside the bar until 4am telling eachother our life stories, including our most painful stories. He asked me if I had anyone here in Tulsa that I could really open up to and that's when I realized that, whenever I do want to open up and get personal, I find myself calling up old friends.
So thanks babysnakes (I know you were busy tonight with tax season amongst us)...and Chad and Rolo...I love you guys!
Sunday, April 9
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