The last conversation...

...between my mother and me before I left Austin to return to Tulsa.

Mom: What is this? (referring to the picture below)

Me: Oh, that's something that Meme drew for me last night.
Mom: Really? Really? I love cock in my ass? Really classy...
Me: Alright, well, I'm going to go get on a plane and leave the state. I love you!

Thanks Meme!