I'm so thirsty...

I've already drank about 2 gallons of water, but I'm still thirsty. Now I will explain why.

Last night, friends were out at Continental Club, so I hopped in the shower around 9, did my hair, make up and got dressed. Walked out to my car...it wouldn't start. So, I called J, who had previously told me he was planning to meet me out, and asked him to come get me on his way out. Since I had spent $85 Wednesday night with Matt, I decided to do a little pre-partying at my place to save some bucks.

So I made myself a vodka/fruit punch and another and another and an hour later, J showed up in a cab to get me. Only had a couple of beers at the club, met a cute sushi chef and ran into a lot of friends who I didn't expect to be out at Continental. Got home around 2, proceeded to get drunker with a neighbor, pulled out my hookah, smoked some cherry-flavored tobacco and almost set my apartment on fire.

I woke up this morning to see that I had drunk-dialed and drunk-texted many of my friends. This is why I need a breathalyzer for my phone. Even though I know it's going to end badly, I always manage to pull out my phone and make a fool of myself. And apparently, deleting someone's phone number out of my cell phone isn't enough for me not to call them, because I can always go look up their number on my phone bill. I'm crazy, I know. But I'll likely do the exact same thing tonight.

Now I'm headed up to Panera to get some studying done...wish me luck.